"Or else, we will be very, very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are."
―Hans Blix
Hans Blix (born June 28, 1928 in Uppsala, Sweden)​​ is the head of the United Nations Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission.

Background Edit

Hans visits Kim Jong-il at his palace in North Korea to inspect it for WMDs. Kim is angered when one of his guards tells him that Hans has arrived. Hans enters the room and speaks with Kim, informing the latter that his guards won't let him into certain areas. Kim assures Hans that he doesn't have any weapons of mass destruction. Hans however insists that he must search the palace, and that if Kim doesn't allow him to, they will be very angry with Kim and will write a letter to him telling him how angry they are. Kim then tricks Hans and says he'll show him around. He tells him to stand to his left and Hans steps onto a platform in the center of the room. The platform however is actually a trap door. Kim then pulls a lever nearby, which releases the platform, dropping Hans down a tube into a nearby tank containing two deadly nurse sharks. Hans is then torn apart and eaten to death by the creatures. Kim insults him as he dies and calls him a cocksucker.